Shaadi - 1

Me: "So, what are your hobbies?"
She: "Travelling".
Me: "Really. Where all have you travelled?"
She: "To my dadaji's and nanaji's village"

And I am flabbergasted. Here, I am, on a vacation to India meeting girls to end my bachelorhood. And this girl hasn't travelled anywhere except her grandfather's village, and claims to have travelling as her major hobby. And then suddenly the girls father, who happens to be in the same room, chips in, "Are bhai, ghumne ka kaafi shauk hai hamari ladki ko. bas oppurtunity nahi mili. aapke saath shaadi hogi, to woh oppurtunity bhi mil jaayegi". Shaadi, my foot.